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ABOUT US

inotawasteland is here to entertain.  We are windy, and sometimes dumb, but we will try to be funny and insightful.  isnotawasteland thinks that the world doesn’t suck, because if you think the world sucks, you haven’t seen Olivia Wilde in a bikini, or Brad Pitt in Snatch, or eaten so much pizza that you threw up in your pants.  You haven’t lived off of bacon for a week straight and had a one night stand with your boss’s son/daughter/both.  So go live a little bit.  And while there may be a lot of things that piss us off, this life isn’t a wasteland, and at least we will make ourselves laugh at the things that we are passionate about.  And if you don’t believe that, you can always go fuck yourself.

OUR WRITERS

Max – Max graduated from Buena Vista University with a degree in English, Journalism and a lot of creative writing classes.  He was a staff writer for roflrazzi.com for threee months.  When he isn’t writing for isnotawasteland, he is the general manager of a ski resort.  He also is bassist for the band Hold For Swank (holdforswank.com).  His favorite band is Alkaline Trio.  His favorite movie is Blazing Saddles.  His favorite current TV shows are Castle, How I Met Your Mother and The Walking Dead.  His favorite book is The Walking Drum by Louis L’Amour.  Grilled chicken wings are his biggest weakness.

Greg – Greg also graduated from Buena Vista with a degree in Math Education.  He has been a coach on two state title football teams.  He can count cards in blackjack, and you cannot beat him in a game of Bullshit.  He has retired from teaching to pursue less political employement, and ironically loves writing about sports and politics.  He understands the game of baseball on a level beyond the average fan.  He throws the nastiest knuckleball you will ever see.  He has no known weaknesses, although it has been said the lemon flavored desserts slow him down.

RebekkaRebekka graduated high school with a perfect 4.0 GPA and sprinted to a Kansas state title in the 50 yard freestyle, then headed to Indiana University on a full athletic scholarship for swimming. She graduated from IU with an undergraduate business degree and now rests on her athletic and academic laurels, wine in hand. She has a husband up for sainthood and two beautiful kids, both birthed without so much as an aspirin. She has eight stamps in her passport, an addiction to HGTV, calls her grandmother once a week, and laughs every time at a man hitting another man with an open hand.

CD REVIEWS

If you would like your CD to be reviewed, please email isnotawasteland@gmail.com.  We will review anything, no matter how terrible it is.

BOOK REVIEWS

If you would like your book to be reviewed, please email isnotawasteland@gmail.com.  We will review anything, no matter how terrible it is.

PRODUCT REVIEWS

If you would like your product to be reviewed, please email isnotawasteland@gmail.com.  We will review anything, no matter how stupid your product is.


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